Baby Kata

He killed someone and went to jail but he got out and then made a song called "pee pee poo poo" we've found out that he has the power to release the kraken he killed multiple people but we couldn't stop him all we can say is if someone sends you poo pics. RUN

BABY KATA JUST SENT ME A POO PIC HELPPPPPPPP😭

by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022

Bush Baby

When you cum in her pubes

Peirce: I gave Kathy a bush baby last night
Joe: no way, I live doing those

by John Rook December 10, 2018

Mickey Baby

A child born of two cast members who met while working for Disney.

Why yes I am a Mickey baby, my parents met at the park in 1975 while working in New Orleans Square.

by pandajoi1 October 22, 2018

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019

Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later

Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"

by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017

Baby Belly

When you eat too much an instantly become lethargic and fall asleep, much like a baby.

Kyle ate too much pizza last night and got baby belly on me.

by thethiefprince December 29, 2018