4 definitions by John Rook

Chewing Cloth

When you go down on a girl while she's still wearing panties.

Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?

Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.

by John Rook July 18, 2020

A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.

Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg

by John Rook December 10, 2018

Peirce: I gave Kathy a bush baby last night
Joe: no way, I live doing those

by John Rook December 10, 2018

Stealthy warriors who live in their home town of chernobyl and defend it. Their hair is tree leaves.

Man: oh shit dude bushwookies!
Friend: damn, I didn't think we were in their territory
Bushwookie: goooood niiight

by John Rook December 10, 2018