A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 06, 2024
Dead Baby Booster is when a pregnant woman gets the Covid vaccine and the baby comes out dead or deformed.
I feel so sorry for that girl, she gave birth to a Dead Baby Booster in the ally behind the dumpster and I helped her get get up.
by MuddyBottoms November 13, 2022
by vandergaarf July 10, 2009
A male that looks strong and independent but always needs his mom . If anything happens he run away to his mom and sucks on her tit most of these are Gemini
by Lucymarley420$ April 30, 2020
A terrible romantic partner who doesn’t work, or help with anything. You are responsible for them, almost like a parent.
God, Jesus is such a titty baby. I pay for everything, and he doesn’t even do any chores. He just sits on his computer all day watching porn.
by CharlieBrown’sPubes August 03, 2024
Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"
by Hym Iam November 30, 2024
At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
by TeamTrainWreck March 16, 2021