Hot Mess

a sexy person who has a shit face when he/she drinks.

Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?

Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.

by jc_sherwood1 August 31, 2011

Secret Hot

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).

In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.

by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011

Hot

active, a place with a lot of people and action

we got stick up kids, corrupt cops, and crack rocks,
and stray shots, all on a block that stays hot

by MugthatBug October 9, 2023

Hot dog and Hamburger American

A person born in America who may have immigrant parents but acts and identifies as a typical American and is no different than an American whose ancestry goes back 200 years.

John's parents were born in Hong Kong and they may speak Chinese and eat traditional Chinese at home, but among his friends he is your typical Hot Dog and Hamburger American.

by Nemo1955 October 10, 2023

The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Stinking hot

Meaning sexy

That safety man is stinking hot

by Jimsagnballs October 16, 2023

Hot Cheeto Girl

Hot Cheeto Girls typically refer to Black or Latinx women (typically middle-high school) who act like they're all that. They, hence, the name, eat hot Cheetos (because it's 90% of their diet) and usually have edges that look like stage curtains. Hot Cheeto Girls have exactly 10 words in their vocabulary and are barely passing whatever grade they happen to be in. Most of them are midgets (based on my personal experience). Their closets consist of dirty Air Forces, the same sweater every day, and bookbags that look like hand-me-downs. Hot Cheeto Girls have a habit of messing of messing with people who haven't done shit to them. They also like doing crappy Tik-Tok dances, and just looove to copy off of people's homework (because doing it's too hard). Most of them use really strong perfume to cover up the fact that they smell like fish and shit. They happen to stay in groups because they're too scary when they're alone. They like insulting people when they don't get what they want.

Random Person: *Minding their own business...*

Also Random Person: *Looks back for about a millisecond.*

Hot Cheeto Girl: HEY, YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?!

Random Person: No...?

Random Person: *Doing their work.*

Hot Cheeto Girl: HEY, CAN I COPY OFF YOUR HOMEWORK?!?

Random Person: No.

Hot Cheeto Girl: FUCK YOU, HOE!!

Random Person: Fuck you too.

by i eat catholic babies October 17, 2023