dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

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dog bestfriend

Someone you love uncontrollably and give the most attention than anyone. Someone you tell all your secrets and knowing they won't tell. Someone you would do anything for because you love them so much. Someone who will always be your best friend even if they got their ass slapped when they pissed on the floor. And someone who you spend the most money to keep them healthy and adorable.

Hammie is my Dog bestfriend

by Lovesfogs April 6, 2017

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Skunk dog

A hotdog thoroughly boiled in rank bong water. Creating a vessel of absolute putrid taste and Oder.

“Man have you been around Carl today?” Nah dude I stay away from them he always smells like a skunk dog in a locker room.

by Scuzz bros April 6, 2025

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Salty dog

When a man receives a blowjob and ejaculates into your nasal cavity.

Juanita got a salty dog from Juan.

by JoMomma530 July 4, 2023

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Autumn Dog Mine

Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.

“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”

by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024

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