Gnome Face

The mortal enemy of troll face. He has only one quest in life. To gnome the whole world.....There is no more trolling....only GNOMING!

Jared: yo i was on youtube last night watchin this music video and this dude was bein the biggest gnome face!!!

Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.

by turbo6994 July 3, 2011

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Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter

FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

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Face to Pan

The act of tripping/frying so hard on acid that you're essentially frying your face to a pan...

That acid last night was so bomb! I fried face to pan!

by meowkittyyyyyyyy August 23, 2011

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Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!

by W45H September 2, 2011

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chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

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