Mustard mouth

After you make mustard you lick the mustard out of their asshole

Man I got mustard mouth last night while I was druck

by 333bam July 23, 2024

Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.

Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.

by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024

all mouth

tend to talk boastfully without any intention of acting on one's words.

"he thought Francis was all mouth"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

Andes Mountains

Literal stretch of dirt poor Caucasian trailer trash that spams Perú, Bolivia and Ecuador.

Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.

Andes Mountains have some dirt poor Caucasians, particularly in Perú, Bolivia, Ecuador.

Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.

Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 5, 2024

Asbestos Mouth

That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.

"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."

"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."

"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."

"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."

"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."

by Etymondeo August 9, 2024

Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024

Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023