The jack zone

The jack zone is a zone which all men want to be in. A zone where all the girls want you because your an absolute fucking stud. Have to have some type of facial hair to be in the jack zone

“ bro did u hear chuck Norris is finnaly in the jack zone”

by Thegoatneno78 February 13, 2019

Falafel zone

That time of night around 3am where you talk about anything and everything. Comes from the word “philosophy”

Yo me and jake were in the falafel zone last night. It was craaazyyyyy

by Joyhoymnoy March 4, 2021

The Speed Zone

When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.

“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”

by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019

Derrick Zone

When you're so deep in the friendzone there's no getting out

"Look at him, in the Derrick Zone already"

by AnonymousLightSkin September 13, 2021

Habitable Zone

A nickname for Level 1 of the Backrooms.

The Habitable Zone is habitable, but not safe.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

The JP Zone

When you’re friends but openly admit to liking each other and are also very sexually involved but not in a romantic relationship.

Naive True Love Believer: So are you guys dating?

Realistic 21st century Gen Z girl: No we're in the JP Zone

by Dumbasswho August 6, 2020

Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013