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miata wave

similar to the idea of the "Jeep Wave", however instead of a subtle hand gesture, the driver waves his/her hand enthusiastically, much like jazz hands
When I passed another Miata driver, he gave me the Miata Wave, and I had to hang my head in shame.
by Mojojo1999 June 10, 2011
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Wales

Full of dirty sheep shagging bastards with vaginas and hairy one with insects in them as well fucking faggots.
Wales is a shit hole full of wankers that only get the pleasure from shagging sheep’s knob heads
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
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wales

A rugged, mountainous landmass joined to western england with high levels of rainfall all year round. Summer is very short and temperatures rarely reach over 66 degrees F. Winters are harsh and many welsh people exhibit vulgar lesions and cracked skin during this season. It is the time when welsh women are most ready to mate.

Over centuries of industrialisation, and and a lack of ambition/education for its inhabitants; Wales has become a sort of no go area for investment and development. Once famous for coal mining, slate, granite etc practically all of those industries no longer exist, only remains of excavation and mining give a clue to its industrial past... oh and the huge holes dug into the landscape, fetid and rotten, the rust of a thousand moons etc.

The general populace are often very simple in their behavioural and thought patterns and an attitude of intolerance, bitterness and violence are the most common character traits of the typical "welshman". The welsh are particularly bitter toward the english and envy any form of affluence or snobbery. Indeed wages in Wales are much lower than most other parts of great britain and the number of unskilled workers or those claiming some form of benefit are also higher than other parts of britain on average.

In summary, do not visit the towns/cities. In particular cardiff, newport, swansea, llanelli.

The only place really of any interest to those with a liking of scenery and tranquility is west wales, where few council estates exist and the population is mostly well off english retiree's.

Wales in summary; a graveyard of ambition, where people's daily routine consists of earning minimum wage, then spending it on the weekend on cheap alcohol and distasteful female/woolen company. For the unemployes or over 40's days are spent in the local pub then on some low quality turkish food and then possibly beating someone up in the evening.
"I've heard Wales is a dreadful neanderthal infested pit, roasted for a thousand years in rotting pig vomit and then baked in the deserts of egypt for a million millenia then submerged under terrential rain for the remainder of eternity..."

"Yes, your quite right it is."
by Miketrinoc September 4, 2005
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wales

The shame of the United Kingdom. Famous for crap bands and bestiality, not famous for much else, apart from a ridiculously bad accent.
For example, a short coversation between two Scottish people:

"Hey, wanna go to Wales for the weekend? We can go out for a drink and pull!"

"Piss off,lets get drunk in England, where the tradition is to pull women and not shag sheep!
by Giles2112 April 9, 2005
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Tween Wave

A sudden (not very long lasting) phase or trend that kids from the ages about 10-14 are generally interested in. Tween Waves interest people who are in the stage when you are too old for toys but not quite mature for anything else.
Guy 1: Have you heard the new pop-band Fighting Daisies?

Guy 2: That's too tween wave for me. I'm 21.
by weeping jag December 3, 2011
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wavelength

The length of time it takes to figure out how the hell to use Google Wave.
Jack: How long was your wavelength?
Mack: One hundred million years. Give or take.
by TheSeanWilson November 3, 2009
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Wales

A unit of measurement, eg, "an area the size of Wales". Interchangeable with other units like the Rhode Island, the Greenland and the Texas. Most commonly used in news broadcasts and radio shows. 'The Wales' is not to be confused with the country Wales (part of the UK), with which it has nothing in common.
A lump of ice the size of Wales has broked off Antarctica.
by James William June 22, 2005
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