I want a pony

A sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says "We want a..." followed by a very hard/impossible request.

The short form of saying "It would probably be neat, but it's just NOT possible."

"We want a copy protection solution that's 100% unbreakable."

"Yes, and I want a pony."

by JustPassingThrough December 19, 2008

Country Girl Wannabe

A Country Girl wannabe is a chick who lives in the city and usally comes to school dressed in plaid and with short shorts on with cow boy boots. The plaid shirt is usally tied up like a cut off and shows half there other shirt and ually has hoop earings in.

The defionion above doen't describe a really country girl it defines a country girl wannabe or a slut so dont think your country just because you wear those things. and you drive a chevy truck

by HickChick March 30, 2012

Deal Wank

The post deal 'handshake' that a salesman enjoys following the signing of a contract.

"Where did Leroy go in such a hurry?"

"He just signed a contract worth $20,000, he'll be in the bog knocking out a deal wank!"

by Les Miserables October 21, 2011

do you want a cookie

When someone tells you something that you don't care two fucks about.

Dawson: It's 9:15
Sarah: Okay, do you want a cookie?

by daring101 July 25, 2016

wank-bank

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process

damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank

by ... September 27, 2003

Emo Wannabe

Emo wannabes will want to act like they're the real thing,which of course, they're not. The emo-girl wannabes will like to go to 'Claires' and 'Ardene' and buy damn cheap skull necklaces and emo-stripe gloves. They think just because they try to dress like the real emos they think they're a part of it. And HEY, those boneheads will do anything to be LIKE an emo but they never will understand what it is. If another emo tries to strike up a conversation to test them, they'll give a lame excuse and get out of it. They'll dye their hair, go to freaking Hot Topic, all those. But hello, those airheads know NOTHING about the emo culture.

emo kid:I saw you in Hot Topic yesterday.

emo wannabe:Yeah! I got these awesome skull t-shirts and stuff!HEEHEE!

emo kid: Why.

emo wannabe:Cuz I'm like a emo! And everyone knows emos lyke bands lyke Metro Station and stuff lyke thaaat!

emo kid: (fuck off)

by xXxNot-Like-ThemxXx March 2, 2009

wannabe

Someone who wants to be what they are not.

A big problem these days is white kids wanting to be ghetto.

by Billy Palmer June 20, 2003