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Touché Raise

After winning an argument with a stunning comeback, a touche raisé is the act of raising your cup or glass to symbolise that you have won, usually accompanied with a smug expression
Larry David: (stops Conan in mid conversation) Is this my water?
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)
by JonesyNorthWales92 June 28, 2009
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Touch Pad Finger

The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.
Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger
by tpf November 29, 2010
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Touchnutsy

A derogatory nonliterary epithet peculiar to Sandy Creek and Lacona, NY, and the surrounding environs. Used to refer to someone who is not paying attention to the situation at hand.

Coined by the Mountain Man.
Ol' Abner (sitting at stoplight when it turns green): "Mmmmm...wonder if I should change my fishnet boxer shorts this week..."

Angry driver (sitting in car behind him): "YEEEAAARRRGHHH!!! IT'S THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, TOUCHNUTSY!!!"
by Lecherous Cretin October 3, 2018
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touched

RV: How many times have i touched them kids, the whole opp block's been molested
by artz.IM March 11, 2020
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peepee toucher

one whom likes to touch a man's peepee; a pervert; common title used to call upon an annoying lady
"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
or
"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009
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Butt-Touch Magnet

A person who attracts more than two accidental butt-touches per month.
Sha-nay-nay: Some stranger just touched my butt again!

Teniqua: Oh my gawd girl! You're a butt-touch magnet!!
by The Trampettes April 17, 2013
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Serbian Touchtime

When you hang upside down from a building while masturbating, then ejaculate on ususpecting civilians
David: Hey do you want do the Serbian Touchtime

Gary: Sure! Hope I don't fall!
by MarcusTheEdgyKid June 30, 2018
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