After winning an argument with a stunning comeback, a touche raisé is the act of raising your cup or glass to symbolise that you have won, usually accompanied with a smug expression
Larry David: (stops Conan in mid conversation) Is this my water?
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)
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A derogatory nonliterary epithet peculiar to Sandy Creek and Lacona, NY, and the surrounding environs. Used to refer to someone who is not paying attention to the situation at hand.
Coined by the Mountain Man.
Coined by the Mountain Man.
Ol' Abner (sitting at stoplight when it turns green): "Mmmmm...wonder if I should change my fishnet boxer shorts this week..."
Angry driver (sitting in car behind him): "YEEEAAARRRGHHH!!! IT'S THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, TOUCHNUTSY!!!"
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"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
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"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"
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