Santa Barbara Warm Tooth

The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.

Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"

by lawbyjake April 10, 2015

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reversed sloppy santa

When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.

partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa

by cronk doogle July 23, 2015

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Pulled a Santa

When you send your Santa down her chimney (ie, stick your dick in her vagina)

Joe: "Hey, man, I pulled a Santa on Sally!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"

by sonyamasi September 7, 2016

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Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."

Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.

by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016

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Santa Special

When you somehow manage to do this, you know that shit was crazy. When you puke all over a rooftop from intoxication. This a diffucult achievement because you know you aint coming down from that roof

"Yeah, that party was so nuts I santa specialed that whole roof"

by Santa special December 15, 2015

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