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Eye Shandy

A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.
'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'

'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
by RhythmJunky March 4, 2009
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Half-Eye

When an individual becomes so drunk the night before that the next day they can only open their eyes half way. For the more seasoned partiers: quarter-eye.
OMG!!! WTF!? HOW COULD THIS BE?! OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!! God damnitttttttt. I got so fucking hammered last night that I have a serious case of half-eye. My Chemistry final is gonna be brutal.

I got so drunk last weekend that I woke up with one-eye... and the eye that was still open had quarter-eye
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eye matta

The booger that comes out the corner of your eyes
Eh little nasty boy go wipe out the duty eye matta out your eyeballs lol
by dunnied September 12, 2016
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eye shit

The mucus discharge that accumulates in the corners of one's eyes.

Colloquial for eye discharge, rheum, sleep, or 'sleep in eyes'.
Sherry's got a lot of eye shit after waking up ; she had to wipe it off with her fingers.
by Kierkegaard2015 November 28, 2015
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simon ey

a phrase used by the latin race in urban areas such as barrios aka ghetto.
means yes.used in a conversation when asuuring something.
"do you wanna go to la whisper's quince?" Pablo says,"Simon ey."
by ivan espinoza January 20, 2008
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nut eye

When you are getting your dick sucked and shoot your load into your ladies eye. The ole nut eye
My girl looked like Popeye the rest of the night after I gave her a Nut eye
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
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snake eyes

- rolling double 1's (2 in total) on the first roll of a street dice game. If this happens the roller loses all his bet automatically, and screams SNAKE EYES in frustration.
- intimidating eyes like a snake
- eyes of a snake
1: *amidst the street dice circle*
Juan Sanchez: ALL IN
Raul Lopez: I CALL

*JS rolls double one's*

JS: AHHHH SNAKE EYES!!!!!!!!
RL: You lose! I may now live la dolce vita!

2:
That mofo keeps on lookin away when i stare him down... he know's not to mess with the snake eyes

3:
That python has some crazy ass snake eyes
by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006
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