by alan alda December 1, 2004
Get the toxic shock syndrome mug.A serious ailment that is most prevalent amongst urban white populations in North America. Those affected by Clown Syndrome are motivated to paint their faces, drink excessive amounts of Faygo and practice incest.
One support group, the "Insane Clown Posse" does exist, and urges sufferers of Clown Syndrome to stay together. The group sees those ailed with CS as a "family," and refers to them warmly as "Juggalos," "Juggalettes," and "Ninjas." ICP urges those living with CS to accept themselves, and encourage Clown Syndrom behavior. This is exemplified by the annual "Gathering of the Juggalos," where "Juggalos" indulge in the behavior that defines their demographic.
Crack Cocaine and methamphetamine addiction are correlated with this disease.
see bieber fever
One support group, the "Insane Clown Posse" does exist, and urges sufferers of Clown Syndrome to stay together. The group sees those ailed with CS as a "family," and refers to them warmly as "Juggalos," "Juggalettes," and "Ninjas." ICP urges those living with CS to accept themselves, and encourage Clown Syndrom behavior. This is exemplified by the annual "Gathering of the Juggalos," where "Juggalos" indulge in the behavior that defines their demographic.
Crack Cocaine and methamphetamine addiction are correlated with this disease.
see bieber fever
A: Every single night my neighbors light a styrofoam-fueled bonfire, shop out the local Wal-Mart of all its Faygo stock and invite a mob of face-painted, cracked-out guests who piss in my yard before leaving around 4 or 5 in the morning when I wake up for work.
B: You can't let yourself be so insensitive. The poor guys have Clown Syndrome. Why can't you just let them live?
B: You can't let yourself be so insensitive. The poor guys have Clown Syndrome. Why can't you just let them live?
by Jingus September 10, 2011
Get the Clown Syndrome mug.A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.
Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?
Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.
Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.
by Motorbeard April 24, 2008
Get the Internet's Down Syndrome mug.When a male has an unusually large penis
I have Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)...
by Big Penis Syndrome October 23, 2017
Get the Big Penis Syndrome (BPS) mug.1) The condition of speaking the truth and having no one believe you.
2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.
3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.
(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)
2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.
3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.
(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)
"I told him she was going to dump him if he didn't shape up, but no one ever believes my Cassandra syndrome."
by Curtis Meyer May 30, 2008
Get the Cassandra Syndrome mug.An Obsession with Adam Lambert (American Idol Contestant), which involves the affected to continually talk about Adam, stare at pictures of Adam, continually listen to his music and Hourly check the official Adam Lambert website for news on his new album.
This disease has not yet mutated, it can only be passed on from glambert to glambert... But Pig Flu mutated... You never know...
Cures : Listening to Kris Allen, removing everything that is Adam Lambert from the affected's life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named Adam.
This disease has not yet mutated, it can only be passed on from glambert to glambert... But Pig Flu mutated... You never know...
Cures : Listening to Kris Allen, removing everything that is Adam Lambert from the affected's life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named Adam.
by lols4cett June 16, 2009
Get the Glambert Syndrome mug.FBS, or Fat Bitch Syndrome, is suffered by very fat, usually disgusting, women.
Instead of becoming shy, docile, and hermetic like most fat women, the woman with FBS has a very different, enigmatic reaction. Her response to being so grossly obese men that never look at her was to become even MORE full of herself than a normal girl. She believes that the reason men avoid her is that "they can't handle this!"
Though the fat bitch is hideously blubberous, she will often still believe that she is, in fact, attractive. This is often because she is still hit on by rednecks, white trash, and hobos, usually at truck stops. You will see frequently her wearing "Babydoll" t-shirts in sizes 3 or 4 below what she actually needs, leading to the DJRP, the Dangling Jelly Rolls Phenomenon.
If you know a woman suffering FBS, don't try to explain the issue to her. You will only be met with exclamations of "Nuh-uh, nuuuuh-uh, boy, you did NOT go there." Avoid at all costs.
Instead of becoming shy, docile, and hermetic like most fat women, the woman with FBS has a very different, enigmatic reaction. Her response to being so grossly obese men that never look at her was to become even MORE full of herself than a normal girl. She believes that the reason men avoid her is that "they can't handle this!"
Though the fat bitch is hideously blubberous, she will often still believe that she is, in fact, attractive. This is often because she is still hit on by rednecks, white trash, and hobos, usually at truck stops. You will see frequently her wearing "Babydoll" t-shirts in sizes 3 or 4 below what she actually needs, leading to the DJRP, the Dangling Jelly Rolls Phenomenon.
If you know a woman suffering FBS, don't try to explain the issue to her. You will only be met with exclamations of "Nuh-uh, nuuuuh-uh, boy, you did NOT go there." Avoid at all costs.
Everyone can think of their own example of a woman suffering from Fat Bitch Syndrome (FBS). If you can't, you either are one, or you're white trash who's too busy feeding the egos of FBS sufferers everywhere to notice.
by alex799 January 12, 2009
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