Flid Stick

A long poking implement usually found strapped to the head of a Spastic to assist them in pressing computer keys and panic buttons also known as Mong Prong

Little Timmy's life has got so much better since we got him that Flid Stick, he spends all day on his laptop now tapping away like a Woodpecker with Parkinsons

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

Mozzarella Stick

During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.

Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...

by BitchTitsMcFuckatron January 26, 2015

Freedom Stick

A firearm used by the United States Military.

You like my nice big freedom stick, terrorist mothafucka?

by Amoux June 27, 2014

Chocolate stick

The act of performing anal with an unclean butt and pulling out with poop covering your dick

Billy tried anal but got a chocolate stick

by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020

Crack Stick

Another form of saying, masturbate, have sex with females, and to alleviate stress.

Adam: "Yo, George. You crack stick today?"

George: "Always" *Proceeds to make motion of swinging a bat*

by vinzor5000 June 8, 2021

Beanie Stick

beanie stick is a phrase used when talking about how something isn’t capable due to certain circumstances similar to the phrase can pigs fly

zak: that stick just fucked my mum
louis: it’s just a stick with a beanie on
zak: yea it’s beanie stick

by Whereismyeardum June 16, 2021

wrinkled drum stick

The penis of a man 60 or older.

She said she wanted on his wrinkled drumstick.
He has a wrinkled drum stick.

by JMac412 March 3, 2011