Squid

A female you or one of your friends is, or potentially could be, interested in achieving climax with.

diz mai squidz
dun worry, she'z cool

by a$h January 8, 2008

squibblies

you have no fucking life

yo nug, i be lukin up da squibblies cuz im a faggot

by Jewish Launderay April 4, 2009

squid

A person who responds to anonymous sex/casual hookup ads posted on-line. Can be used in a general sense to describe people of either sex seeking either gay or straight sex, but is more commonly used to refer to older gay men responding to ads posted by younger men, whether or not they expect some kind of compensation.

A person who posts such an ad is said to be "trawling for squid."

Ted needed some extra cash and also was hoping to meet someone who could maybe point him to a better job, so he posted a few ads on Craigslist, trawling for squid. But with his lousy luck, he got busted by an undercover statie when he went to go blow some dude at a highway reststop.

by Gorganzola777 April 28, 2013

Squid

another word for Cigarette

" Hey bud, I'm just going outside to crush a Squid."
"brb, crushing a squid"

Also see: dart, sagrit, cigarette, Sheag

by LongJohn69er September 17, 2013

squid banger

a four cylinder low horsepower engine

i was stuck behind a god damned squid banger on the freeway

by me. October 25, 2003

squid

its a large crustacious animal

that KILLED MY PAPPY!!!!

I'm gonna rope me a squid. I'm gonna rope the biggest squid this side of the Rio Grande. You goin' down squid! My pappies blood will be avenged! You have the blood of my pappy on your tentacles! I won't rest until I get your big squid beak on my walls! My veins pump full of blood of hatred for you squid! I hate you with everything!

by Saoancaker April 17, 2006

Squib

v. to fakeout a friend by looking just past them and pretending to see someone you know by looking excited and waving your hand like you're trying to get their attention.

Guy 1: (looking just past the shoulder of the victim) "Mikey, what's up man? How are you?"

Guy 2: (turns around to look at who Guy 1 is talking to)

Guy 1: "Squib! Gotcha bro!"

Guy 2: "Man I feel like such an idiot."
Guy 1: "You ARE an idiot."

by 2Dice February 5, 2010