Slurge

When someone types or says something stupid and/or malicious, you may feel the urge to use a slur in response due to a mixture of anger and annoyance, since they are either too stupid or too bad-faith to understand what you're trying to say.

this is feeling the 'slurge'.

Funniest when used as a fake 90s energy drink slogan in our opinion.

Bro, you're making me feel the slurge.

Every time I read something posted by Jackson Hinkle, I feel the slurge.

I got that slurge in me.

you're giving me an overwhelming slurge right now.

That post was so slurge-worthy...

by The Jiminator January 26, 2024

Slurbing

reverse edging; a term that is used to beat at a optimal time (using the least amount of time to finish)

Bro, why are you still edging. We be Slurbing now.

by King Slurb February 8, 2024

Shlurg

A term of endearment towards friends

God

An N'wah

"What's up my shlurg."

"On shlurg thats what I want"

by shlurgmaster February 10, 2024

slurce

When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).

"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"

"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

slurce juice

Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.

"Yo, my plug said he's selling slurce juice now. I really gotta find a new guy"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

sluray

Opposite of slay

P1: A macaronus fell on the floor
P2: sluray!

by Some fellow Toast March 11, 2024

slurging

ripping off a small male childs genitals and blending it into small chunks and freezing them with your piss until you get a piss penis chuck popsicle you then find a dead mans body and shove it up his ass until only the stick pops out

lets go slurging

by crippymonger March 13, 2024