spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

Spider Legs

When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.

look at her spider legs.

that group of emo kids have spider legs.

by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010

Spider Fuck

A Group of 8 naked blacks guys surrounding a member of the female sex. Since their dicks are long enough to pose as spider legs they each take turns engaging in sexual activity with said female (who acts as the spiders body). She may use her mouth, anus, vagina, ears, elbows, feet, etc to preform this act to experience total body erotica.

She has such bad jungle fever she has tryed the spider fuck with the schools basketball team!

by Nickem March 5, 2014

Spider-Man

The best superhero ever.

I wish I am Spider-Man

by word.org May 19, 2020

idaho slider

The act of pushing tater tots in any hole with your tounge.

I wasn't hungry so I used the rest of the tots to give her an Idaho slider.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

skewered spider monkey

A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.

Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though

by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008

Slider

Slang term used to describe a woman's vaginal cavity.

"Ok miss Finnigan, just put your legs in the stirrups and we'll take a good look at that slider of yours."

by Dean Myerscough January 21, 2010