Smokeeing

The act of smoking and peeing simultaneously.

Usually done when one is in desperate need of a smoke but has to hide it.

I was smokeeing in the bathroom yesterday because my parents were home.

by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

SMDE

Social Media Distortion Envy. When a person visits an individuals social media page obsessively and develops a deeply distorted view of their lives as better than their own. The subsequent envy leads to compulsive, obsessive envy.

My boyfriend's ex, Lisa, visited my LinkedIn page AGAIN today, her SMDE is becoming an issue.

by OhChristyBeTrite January 8, 2016

Smoked a Clinton

Smoked a cigar after it was soaked inside a pussy.

I prefer Cohibas, but I've smoked a Clinton.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Smoke Detector

Snoop Dogg's worst enemy

"Who is the nizzle that set up a smoke detector in my hizzle!?"

by Drvenomous32 March 2, 2017

slode

The past tense of slide...self explanatory.

Bro: Did you message her?
Me: Hell yeah, slode right into her DMs!

by MemeMaker2000 October 26, 2017

smoke the goose

Smoke weed

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose”

by Connelly May 7, 2018

smoke shop

A cannabis dispensary, usually in California or some other legal state

Ty Dolla $ign: We gon' hit the smoke shop we gon' get high

by OhhBessell May 22, 2018