Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

Silent Greeting

An awkward half-greeting consisting of mouthing hello, with none or very little sound coming out. Only made worse when eye contact is made.

Shopper: *walks into store
Cashier: *sees someone
Cashier: "Hello!"
Shopper: "....(silent greeting)"
Cashier: "...."
Shopper: "...."
Cashier: ....can I help you?"

by Garrbear570 July 13, 2011

Silent dibbs

To declare dibbs on something without announcing it. Overrules any other dibbs if made before them.

Too late, I have silent dibbs on that!

by thealltimedibber August 5, 2011

Silent Pterodactyl

When you put your elbow in a chicks Vagina

Guy#1: Hey how was your night bro
Guy#2: Great I gave my girl a Silent Pterodactyl, fisting doesn't turn her on anymore she needs the elbow.

-=----=-
Women: Hey baby stop giving me the Silent Duck and give me that fucking Silent Pterodactyl.

by SheckaMeccaLekka August 24, 2011

silbyism

convoluted architectural design influenced purely by obsolete barely enforced statutory requirements, with complete disregard for function or aesthetics.

Jenny: Tim? why is there a disabled toilet encased in hazard warning tape on the 3nd floor of a multi-storey car park with no way of a disabled person getting to the 3rd floor?

Tim: Ive no idea this is possibly the most inconsiderate design in architectural history. The Architect must have created a silbyism.

by jimmyjew197887 October 11, 2011

silent blogger

a blogger on tumblr that posts nothing but pictures and never posts any messages.

silent blogger:

*puppy*
* cookies*
*a puppy*
* a pretty girl*
*whale*
*roller coaster*
* melted crayons*

by heytheregurl October 13, 2011

silenser2

A gamertag of one of the best xbox players in the world. If you run into him put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.

silenser2 just did work against my team, and completely raped us.

by BigBalledWizard December 6, 2011