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sack or shaft 

hugely entertaining game played in drinking establishments. competitors take it in turns to display a small area of their genitalia through their trouser flies. the watching crowd then have to make their choice as to whether it is penis or testicle that has been exposed.
Boredom began to creep in, so a game of sack or shaft was initiated and quickly cheered everybody up.
sack or shaft by brown nose May 16, 2006
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Stroke the shaft, cup the balls

Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.
"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone
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A rapid, contiguous succession of shitfarts. ie: a persistent stream of sharts.
After drinking tequila all night with the company whores, Johnny began his shartcast of last night's buffalo wings.
shartcast by chrisnegu October 23, 2006
Arabic slang for a Pod System (Juul / Novo / Mylè). Popular in Saudi Arabia in places such as the British school and other international schools. Shappley is another word for Shafta, made popular by the trend setters of the “Jeeb Shappley” group.
Dude 1 : Bro, you got a shafta?
Dude 2 : Nah man, my pod’s empty.
Dude 3 (in the stall) : *inhale sounds*
Shafta by Jeeb Shappley Inc. August 22, 2019

Hollow shaft 

When a guy masturbates to much to the point of not releasing any cum.
Jill:hey baby wanna have some fun?
Joey:I can't today, I have a hollow shaft!

Tattay shaat 

Derived from the word "tattay" or balls or testicles. "Shaat" is slang for short circuit. Analogous to two balls being short circuited together like two wires. Used to define a situation when something goes terribly wrong with someone.
Meray baap ney mujhey cigarette peetay dekh liya, meray tattay shaat hogaye!
Tattay shaat by Sindhi Bhau June 2, 2020
When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.
Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.
Sharted by Allan1297 September 8, 2015