selfi

A photo you take of yourself usually for Facebook, Instagram, etc.

Her Facebook profile is full of selfies, she loves herself.

by Sp24 November 22, 2013

Selfawarewolf

Someone who points out their own bigotry, mistakes, or flawed reasoning, often in other people, but fails to realize that they’re in the wrong whatsoever. Sometimes they stumble upon or describe the exact thing they’re doing wrong, nearly transforming into a genuinely self-aware creature.... but they’re still in denial.

A: “Anti-vaxxers are crazy! They don’t listen to science, and they just block anyone who disagrees with them.”
B: “Aren’t you anti-vax?”
A: “No, I’m just against vaccination, it’s different.”

B: “Gonna have to call selfawarewolf on that one, chief.”
A: “Blocked.”

by gaymergirl March 14, 2021

seafood problems

When you have crabs it is also known as having seafood problems.

That boy is scratching so hard down there, I think he has seafood problems.

by Devin September 28, 2004

self-advising

'Self-Advising' is the term for doing what you ought not, KNOWING BEFOREHAND that you ought NOT and yet . . . you do it anyway. This is especially true of calling with a known dead hand in poker. Against our own best advice to ourselves and gut instincts (and sometimes even the odds), we do what we know is wrong because . . . well, you know the list of reasons, we all have them and interchange and use them at random.

When am I going to start listening to myself and STOP! listening to myself? That's what I get for self-advising again.

by ORD ELLIS September 14, 2007

self foruming

A phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.

(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"

by Matt "FoolyCooly" Miller October 3, 2007

selfie overload

Taking an overload of photos of ones self using a mobile device

Using the reverse camera feature on a cell phone, or tablet to take photos of ones self, then uploading them to a social media platform constantly resulting in a selfie overload. Normally done by teenagers or self absorbed individuals

by Wildflower615 December 2, 2013

self-delusion

Self-delusion occurs when a person tricks themselves into thinking something, which usually isn't true. This might happen when something very bad happens, like a close family member or friend got into an fatal accident, and you have no clue if they're okay or not, because you didn't know it was fatal. You may try to make yourself believe they are okay, when they are sadly not. You delude yourself.

Sally thinks her dog'll be okay. She really has deluded herself. (self-delusion. She deluded herself into thinking her dog would be okay)

by Voldemort can smell the colors August 27, 2014