Robert Krafting

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.

When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.

by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019

Robert Thy Steed

Thy Robert is thy noble steed whoms only goal is to help his trusty steed. To behim means to be a trusty steed

"WOW HE IS SUCH A ROBERT'trusty steed'"
Robert thy steed means a trusty steed

by The WorsnCrt March 6, 2019

Robert Boyter

The sexiest man alive with the biggest penis ever seen. He is the best, fastest, most skilled 3 wheel racer of all time. Women love him, men want to be him.

He is such a Robert Boyter.

by Ridiculous Claims May 30, 2019

Robert "ARR" Kelly

The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.

Robert "ARR" Kelly is still at large after all this time, and is showing no signs of slowing down.

by The Great Greasemongerer July 13, 2019

Robert Frostitute

Person who shows affection when given books or literature; a gold digger for books

“ I had to break up with that librarian, man. She’s a real Robert Frostitute, and I’m broke from taking her to Barnes and Noble.

by Slaggy D July 14, 2019

ruperta

usually a graduate student on the struggle bus, fixated in the oral stage of Freudian psychodynamics who is hopelessly unable to concentrate on any subject matter for more than a twenty minutes span, mostly sacrificing her social life to further engross herself in the depraved portmanteaus and neologisms coined by a professor she romanticizes as the ideal Humbert Humbert and has no desire to desecrate this foolish and mind-numbing yet strangely stimulating idolatry by knowing him on a personal level. he disseminates spiteful aspersions and scathing critiques from all subjects ranging from inmates to britney spears, treating the web as sort of burn book outlet for his insecurities and frustrations, ultimately rendering them entirely transparent to anyone he encounters. this usually consists of blasting his colleagues and roasting a particular student he harbors tremendous and nearly ludicrous amounts of disdain for, culminating into an insidious and almost pathologically projected hatred on anyone who mildly umbrages him. this is ultimately a manifestation of him redirecting the frustration toward his helpless infant son toward society at large. anyone who takes the time and reads anything he writes is instantly labeled pathetic by none other than himself, although he is clearly spared from such a label by being the one who invested the time writing such definitions.

i love ruperta, she's so dreamy.

by The-real-cobra-queen August 30, 2019

rubetard

A pejorative term for Southerners; a cross between country bumpkin and mongoloid, utilizing the prefix rube and suffix tard. Best used when someone is being an ignorant and stupid Philistine.

Man 1: Spaghetti again? I'm so sick of Mexican food. Hispanics are terrible cooks and terrible people.
Man 2: Spaghetti isn't Mexican, you rubetard. Why do you always have to say something stupid and ignorant like a brain-dead mongoloid?

by Fellatio Mignon September 11, 2019