Red Lipstick

When a male dog's penis unsheathes, it resembles the action of someone twisting red lipstick, also because a dog's penis is red.

Dude #1: Your dog totally unsheathed on me when I pet him!

Dude #2: Well, he wanted to give you his red lipstick!

by poophed October 12, 2013

red rosy

This highly painful physical ailment occurs when one's diarrhea is so putrid and acidic that it corrodes the asshole, oftentimes causing bleeding and a red ring around the said orifice.

His awkward position while sitting was caused by his chronic case of red rosy.

by holyshiite November 12, 2010

red ass

In sports usage: A player that is always pissed off. Usually said off an outstanding player when anything short of perfection isn't good enough. If Randy Johnson gets a win, he should have struck out 15, or have thrown a shut-out, or a no hitter. Basically a red ass is never pleased with his or his teammates performance on most occasions.

Player A: What's eating him, he just went 3 for 4 and we're only a game out of first?

Player B: He's such a red ass that even if he went 5 for 5 and we were 10 games in first he still wouldn't crack a smile.

by speedork August 18, 2006

red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX

fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...

by john September 24, 2005

Turning Red

An informative, but painfully cringey movie about a girl who turns into a red panda.

dude have you watched turning red? it's so cringe!

by AugustTheHornyInventor April 16, 2022

Red Robot

A local band formed in Redding, California that played shows between 2001 and 2005. Inspired by bands like Fugazi, Radiohead, and At the Drive-In, the Red Robot is considered by many Northern California local music enthusiasts to be the best band to come out of Redding in memorable history. Band members were Tatton White (guitar/vocals), Mat Calderon(guitar/keyboard/vocals), Adam Prado(bass) and Noah G. Prado(drums). The Red Robot broke up in August of 2005, when Tatton White left the band to attend college.

I sweat so much during the last Red Robot show, I had to burn my Radiohead shirt afterwards.

by Evan D October 10, 2005

Get red

An individual who has decided to smoke marijuana and therefore gets bloodshot eyes in the process.

Yo dude! Wanna get red?

Hell ya man, got the blunt?

by Blakinator900 April 19, 2009