dwane the raqi johashem

the rocks long lost son and reborn in the underworld raised by Osama bin laden, for hid contributions raqi johashem become a world wide star not knowing his origins.

dwane the raqi johashem is the besttt

by brebabbabab January 18, 2023

Tool-Problem Ratio ("TPR")

Also known as the Aargh Quotient, the Tool-Problem Ratio (“TPR”) is a DIY term expressing the relationship between a physical problem to be fixed and the tool available for the task. A 1:1 ratio reflects that the tool is perfect for the job -- e.g., when a nail clipper is available to trim a toenail, the TPR is 1:1. Ratios of greater than 1:1 indicate that the tool available is excessive relative to the job: a chainsaw generates a ratio of, say, 200:1 for toenail trimming. Ratios of less than 1:1 indicate that the tool at hand is inadequate for the task: a toenail clipper produces a ratio of, say, 1:1000 for cutting down a Christmas tree. Depending on the TPR, responsive behaviors may range from mild (swearing, sighing disgustedly), to driving to the hardware store, to breaking the workpiece or the tool violently.

Faced with a Tool-Problem Ratio ("TPR") of about 1:10 when his flat-blade screwdriver was too big to loosen the Phillips-head screw on his range vent, Bob intoned “Jesus H. Christ” under his breath and motored off to Home Depot.

by FitofPeak2 September 4, 2023

radio gods

This is actually ron and fez, not don and mike.
:P :P

Ron and fez pwn don and mike

by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005

amateur radio

Intellectually stimulating hobby enjoyed by men and women, young and old, and people of all cultures. Not just for balding men.

Includes a number of sub-hobbies, including: morse code (CW), digital modes (think chat on the radio), amateur television, even bouncing radio signals off the moon. Endless possibilities.

I've been an amateur radio operator for 15 years, and it's a great way to meet new friends and introduce one another. Don't listen to the haters.

by spatulasaucepan March 10, 2008

mullet ratio

Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)

"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"

by Crazy John April 18, 2006

radioactive breath

the term used for someone who's breath is so bad, that when they breath out, objects start to errode, and animals start growing legs on their head.

"that fish has three eyes now thanks to your radioactive breath"

by Matt.L October 2, 2003

rasions

A god-awful misspelling of the very easy to spell word: Raisins. This word, and this type of spelling in general, is often found on the FaceBook walls of pre-teens who seem to think spelling is unimportant.

iM eattin rasions with jenna!!1

by Coastalrange May 13, 2011