Marshmallow punches

When someone punches someone with the worst force possible it feels as if you were getting a marshmallow thrown at you.

A really weak hit. Usually people with spaghetti arms give marshmallow punches

Someone who tries to hit you hard but it ends up so soft and full of fluff like a marshmallow

Mia:Wow, Arianna sure has marshmallow punches. But, on the contrary Johnave probably has marshmallow punches too.

Hunter: oooohhh

by Mialoveshunter August 1, 2012

Tyson punch and munch

eating a girl out while puching her in the face

brian gave me a nasty tyson punch and munch after i gave him an anal probe

by trailerparkgrrl September 20, 2012

party punch

A party punch is where each person attending the party brings a little something to go into the party's punch. The party punch is to be enjoyed by everyone!

Yo, I'm bringing some vodka to put in the party punch, what are you bringing?

by snowbunny89 August 29, 2013

Chubby Punchin'

chubby punchin' is jerkin off with a semi-erect penis

Dave - 'what did you get up to last night mate?'

Steve - 'the Mrs. came round mine and we watched a film'

Dave - 'Nice, what film?'

Steve - 'Fuck knows I drank too many beers and couldn't get it up so so the Mrs. fell asleep, needless to say I ended up chubby punchin' myself to sleep.'

by @Kingcusmar October 16, 2013

Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.

Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!

by factmachine November 24, 2014

cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.

I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.

by Crackapunch June 24, 2014

pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.

I just pear punched myself

by Dontrel March 3, 2015