Onion

A satirical insult used to describe people who believe their thoughts to be complex, 'layered', and autonomous, but who are in reality quite shallow. 'Onions' are easily mislead by silver-tongued politicians and disingenuous statistics, much like those who would take The Onion's news parodies at face value.
Kyle is just eating this shit up, huh? What a fuckin' onion.
by Yowsky May 04, 2021
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Onions

Slang word for the ends/ last few tokes of a joint/scoober doober/jinty/spliff/ganjafinger3000
Who wants onions on this lads?

Giz onions on that there young fella.
That keith lad he’s King of the Onions so he is.
by Xx_Niguez_In_ParisxX April 19, 2022
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Onions

Slang word for the ends/ last few tokes of a joint/scoober doober/jinty/spliff/ganjafinger3000
Who wants onions on this lads?

Giz onions on that there young fella.
That keith lad he’s King of the Onions so he is.
by Xx_Niguez_In_ParisxX April 19, 2022
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Acting Onions

Acting in a silly manner in much the same way a short girl with a streak of blue hair acts.
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acting onion

When you are acting like a silly billy and out of your mind, especially if you have a streak of blue in your hair
Damn she's been acting onions ever since she dyed her hair.
by watchova April 08, 2024
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you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"
duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"
by Cola.depp May 15, 2021
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Dumpster Onion

It’s a nasty ass old bubble gum pussy but for some reason you still want to taste it
I would eat that dumpster onion!

It was a single wide full of dumpster onions
by BYG$ August 15, 2024
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