Circle Jerk

When men stand around in a circle, and jack off onto a cookie, and the last one to cum on it has to eat it.

hahahahah Jon u jizzed last, eat that shit MOFO

by Trevor dear December 13, 2003

jerk-out

Jerking-off to flush out sexual thoughts about a particular person

"Stop thinking about your ex-girlfriend. Take 5 min and jerk-out the girl man!"

by bob_slocum July 10, 2017

Jungle Jerk

The partaking of masturbation when in a Jungle environment.

Can't wait to get to the Amazon so I can get my Jungle Jerk on

by JungleJerk August 13, 2011

Jerk Tard

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

by 91EMC June 13, 2010

Jerk Blossom

A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro

Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom

by Sew Ugh January 13, 2009

Alabama Jerk

When a close family relative assists in the performance of a Dutch Rudder.

I love going home for the holidays, I can always count on Mom for an Alabama Jerk.

by Joe Blow1 December 13, 2013

jerk unit

Where the Jerks unite. One of the more popular gangs of Fremont.

Spenser that niglet jew is part of jerk unit.

by Ahh Ahh its Alex November 16, 2004