by billy frikin ball March 18, 2007
Get the Frank-offmug. 1. Standing around and masturbating while wearing nothing but Crocs. This may be followed up by sending an MMS to a young female intern.
2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.
2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.
1. Angelo was Favring Off one afternoon and thought it would be a good idea to send a photo of himself doing to to Shawn, the hot new intern. Shawn did not appreciate the message and immediately reported Angelo to HR. Angelo said he was sorry and now no one cares anymore.
2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
by jeffreybruce October 21, 2010
Get the Favring Offmug. by oreos12345 December 19, 2014
Get the shrekking offmug. "I heard she tried to burn down the house."
"That rude girl is totally off her tits, man."
"Those punk kids smashed up my shop again last night! They're totally off their tits."
"That rude girl is totally off her tits, man."
"Those punk kids smashed up my shop again last night! They're totally off their tits."
by mrs. butterworth June 4, 2012
Get the Off their titsmug. "I did too much coke to have sex. I had a soft off the whole time."
"When she took everything off I sported a soft off"
"When she took everything off I sported a soft off"
by trickdaddyskeet February 18, 2012
Get the soft offmug. A competition of manliness which is specific to the situation the competitors are in. It is begun with a statement of "BIG-OFF?"
by Chartfield March 12, 2008
Get the big-offmug. 