Nuclear Reactor

What the fuck is everybody putting power shit on the moon?

Hym Iam "Russia is taking about putting a nuclear reactor on the moon and I'm like 'that's retarded' how are you going to get the power to earth from there and 2. What about the lack of ozone and the fact that it is FILLED WITH CRATERS because shit hits it all the time?' And now Japan wants to do like a Dyson sphere (or ring rather) but for the moon. How are you going to get the energy back to earth?"

by Hym Iam February 1, 2026

Nuclear "Test"

Odd.

US "We detected that China conducted a nuclear "test" without telling anyone."

China "What? What the fuck are you talking about? We didn't launch a..." 😦

Hym Iam 🙂

US 😨

Hym Iam "What's up guys? What're we talking about?"

China 😦

Hym Iam "Hmm? What's wrong? Did something happ- IS IT ALIENS!? ARE THERE ALIENS COMING!?"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2026

Nubler

Someone who nubles frequently. Commonly associated with gooners and chuds

Person 1: Bro do you know Tyler?
Person 2: Ohhh yeah the Nubler?
Person 1: Yes bro he took my cottage cheese and was Nubling with it!
Person 2: Damn bro Tyler needs to chill

by Screamingnewt25574 February 17, 2026

Nublear

When a company, product, or idea operates at such a high level of intelligence and execution that it feels like it's running on a different frequency than everything else. The fusion of being cloud-native and next-level. So advanced it hits different.

Bro, their new AI system completely automated the entire ops workflow overnight. That rollout was straight up Nublear.

by Nublearfan5000 March 6, 2026

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.

John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025

nudle

a wordle type game that uses nude photos of celebrities with the head blurred

"Did you play the Nudle today?"
"Yeah, I got it in six. Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks is hung like a horse"

by Elodie Cargot March 19, 2025

Nuclear wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is put in a jock lock, then a pole is inserted through the leg holes, the pole is spung in order to twist the panties. legs are spread. Might be the most painful wedgie in the world.

"yeah, Ivy was being a brat to her dom so they put her in a Nuclear wedgie.

by Divinity Sai March 31, 2025