crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

number 1 point 5

somewhere between a number 1 and a number 2, often the after effect of a rather spicy curry

'that was a well nice vindaloo last night, ive been unleashing one point fives all morning though'

by vicky bailey May 1, 2004

numeer

A guy with the softest girl voice who tries to act manly by swearing at people for no reason. They are very bad at games like badminton but keep shouting at people even though they suck,

Why you actin like a bitch. You are such a numeer

by Amazing person696969 March 29, 2017

number 6

when one takes a shit/diarrhea in their bed.

After McKenzie questioned the smell of the room, Colleen confessed to a nasty bout of number 6.

by evan price September 3, 2006

Numbers Man

Term used for someone with connections. "Numbers" is a reference to having the right digits to call when things are needed.

I got my friend to hit up his numbers man and he got us this bomb chronic!

by Evan_Mitt December 17, 2006

letter-number symbolism

Also known as 1337.

Also known as Geek Speak.

by G-Union November 11, 2003

take a number

the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"

Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."

by houdini October 14, 2004