murphey lee

a hot sexy young thundercar who i would roll wit

by B06 November 3, 2003

Murph

To expel all of one's bodily fluids simultaneously. I.E. urinate, defecate, bleed, vomit, ejaculate, cry and blow your nose simultaneously.

"I'll have avalanched potatoes with a light murph, please."

"I asked her to marry me and she straight up murphed."

"Amidst the cherry trees, a romance blossomed. The myriad nooks and crannies of the bark were supple in the wake of their love's first murph."

"My name is Ben Fossit, and I am addicted to murph."

"Tom wishes he could murph on a hot Albanian chick."

by Murphy Brown December 20, 2008

murphysexual

attraction to my bestfriends dog, murphy

gina: that’s my dog you cant fancy him!!
me: but i’m inlove with murphy!, it’s called murphysexual!

by 🎶🎶 July 15, 2021

MurphyBuilt

Built so well you can tell… Custom metal art or metal fabrication built by The Kenny Murphy and Sons.

Also see “Kenny Metal Murphy”

Also see “Tidwell Trio”

Also see “MurphCo Media”
Also see “Hammer Down Town”
Also see “Arrowplane”
Also see “Dale Brisby”

1. “I bought a MurphyBuilt truck, cause they’re the best”
2. “I went to Hammer Down Town and bought a MurphyBuilt truck”
3. “MurphyBuilt, a name you can trust”
4. “The Tidwell Trio flew over in a MurphyBuilt arrowplane”
5. “That things MurphBuilt ole son”
6. “Dale yeah, that things MurphyBuilt”

by McMurph101 September 11, 2021

Murphyitis

Feat or opening letters and official forms

40 new letters I can't open ,I must have M
Murphyitis. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong....Murphy's law

by Bottle of Guinness please January 31, 2022

murphyitis

A fear of opening letters and filling out official forms

The letters are piling up, Don't the know I have Murphyitis

by Bottle of Guinness please January 31, 2022

Murphyism

A variation of the phrase “To Murphy”

A fact based argument used to decimate liberal logic and falacies.

Your murphyism made the leftist cry.

by MurphyFan69 March 29, 2022