A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.
Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.
Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.
Me: Wow, that was quick.
Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.
Me: Wow, that was quick.
by thehonkster June 13, 2009
Get the michaelwanker mug.Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.
Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.
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A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011
Get the microbating mug.Michael-Jay is an amazing subject , It loves and cares for everything even though humans take advantage.
It has a heart of gold.
It will kill for you.
It will never betray your trust.
It tends to forget things It told you.
If a person hurts someone it cares about stand clear because it will retaliate!
It only cares for you when in bed.
It will love you fairly.
Don't take it for granted!
It has a heart of gold.
It will kill for you.
It will never betray your trust.
It tends to forget things It told you.
If a person hurts someone it cares about stand clear because it will retaliate!
It only cares for you when in bed.
It will love you fairly.
Don't take it for granted!
I love Michael-Jay
by Barbie_Babe January 6, 2012
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by MickJicken April 7, 2013
Get the Micktor mug.Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.
by krautmonkey December 19, 2013
Get the michigan gas pump mug.When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.
Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*
Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*
Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*
Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*
Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*
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