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michigan gas pump

Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.
Girl: I'm from michigan

Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?

Girl: Only if it is high octane.
by krautmonkey December 19, 2013
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