mental nuggets

useful or thought-provoking lyrics

Dan : Ima throw some mental nuggets at you
Luke : Gawsh!

by DaNYaaHL August 25, 2007

[mental re-tardy]

The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.

John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009

mentness

the condition of being ment

I can't believe the mentness of that online form! It just won't accept *anything*!

by DanEvans April 5, 2010

Mention Monday

MM a.k.a Mention Monday is the new craze on twitter. This will not replace but add to FF a.k.a follow friday. This is to let your fellow tweeps about awesome people to follow. Can be for those who may have missed out on Follow Friday. Also used for people you may have met over the weekend.

1)
Tom: Hey man
Rob: WTF!? why didn't you FF me?
Tom: dude, dont worry ill just MM you

2)

Rob: Oi, have you heard of Mention Monday
Tom: Nah, What is it?
Rob: this awesome new thing thats like Follow Friday but better!!!

by Duggs123 June 8, 2010

mentical

men-ti-kuhl
adjective

1. the efficient combination of 'mental' and 'physical', usually stated in the context of an inebriated conversation to describe an act of sheer will and physical exertion, like beach volleyball.

"I heard unicycle racing is a very mentical sport."
"Yep."
"Hey, pass me another PBR!"

by wally_bucko January 15, 2012

Mental Crabs

A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.

I broke up with him because he was giving me a bad case of Mental Crabs.

by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013

Mental R-bomb

When someone see's you have snapchatted them then makes the mental choice not to open your snap

I knew she was on her phone but she didn't open my snap. She must be mental R-bombing me.

by "Literally" god February 7, 2017