malletting

Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.

Ex: "Dude, you're totally malletting this furniture assembly. "

by PhookingGenius August 13, 2017

Mallett

A night out where you pay for fuck all but somehow end up pissed and a free lift home, or stop out to to get the cheapest way home possible

I’m gonna do a mallett tonight

by The Mallett April 20, 2018

malletheqween

shut the fuck up

malletheqween shut up

by Raksoli July 23, 2022

MalleTheQueen

MalleTheQueen is a gamer who mostly plays Genshin Impact. She plays dumb but she is actually really clever. She talks before she thinks and is very clumsy. She is very kind and sweet. MalleTheQueen is a very skilled gamer who is known for being a gamer who never gives up. She also loves music, anime and Hololive V-Tuber group. Friends and family often calls her Malle

Gamer 1''You died AGAIN?''
Gamer 2''Yeah.. Sorry but MalleTheQueen keeps sniping me''

Malle ''Hell yeah! I've killed him! Did your kill gamer17687326?''
Gamer 3 ''No, but I am working on it... It's an honor to meet you''
Malle ''Just kill him!''
Gamer 3 ''Okay okay..''

Malle ''God.. I've been waiting for 20 minutes now.. Where is gamer 727?''
Gamer 727 *Spawns* ''You'r already here? Good, then lets begin''
Malle ''I've been waiting for 20 minutes! Where have you been???''
Gamer 727 ''No, I'm right on time''
Malle ''EHH?''

by Unknown_727 July 23, 2022

mallethead

incredibly thick headed person that even which hit with a mallet doesnt learn

yeah he never understands; he is a mallethead

by foundyellowmoose January 15, 2024

dirty mallett

allows for easy scoring at the climax of a long drive.

Ass: "it was fourth and inches. so i went for the dirty mallett."
Hole: "nice work."

by danull16 April 21, 2009

4 Mallets

4 Mallets is what malleteers that are more experienced do to become better at being a pit performer. It's pretty self-explanatory. The performer simply holds 2 mallets in each hand.

Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.

Man, I wish I could play 4 mallets like Timmy can. Look at his wrists fly!

by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018