Man Dazzler 

noun: A man-like person who dresses in an outfit designed with sequins and anal beads. This person will usually performs Bob Dylan songs while playing harmonica. Normally, this person is accompanied by a monkey playing banjo. In recent years, the monkey has been replaced by a tall librarian with side burns.

The man dazzler in the shiny outfit performed a great cover of "Isis"

Man Dazzler by defineme12345 February 18, 2009

man-poodle 

A man who is befriended by an attractive woman solely for the purpose of platonic friendship, and parading him around to social events.

Q: Hey, I saw you at the art opening with jessica last night - are you guys dating! A: No, I'm just her man-poodle.

man-poodle by rkhd March 19, 2010

man-eater

Dominant female who preys on the unsuspecting man. Targets up to three men at once and leaves them as carrion for other, lesser women.

Lisa the man-eater
Lisa was man-eating
That man was man-ate by Lisa

man-eater by MonteM June 2, 2003

man jose 

Derogatory nickname for the city of San Jose, Calif., and/or the surrounding communities in the area. Refers to the high male-to-female population because of the high number of male-dominated high-tech jobs.

Dude, after I graduate, I'm moving out of Man Jose.

man jose by M.C. Shithead May 13, 2005

Man Scaping 

For a guy to trim his pubic hair or to style it fashionably.

Bob spent several hours in the bathroom Man Scaping so that he was ready for his big date.

'Hey dude we still hitting the clubs on Saturday night?'
'Yeah but i gotta man scape abit first, it's like a jungle down there!'

Man Scaping by OaksUleh July 29, 2009

man night 

a night of man stuff and doing totally manly things

CamRon: "tomorrow were going longballing and going to coon hill its gonna be such a man night"

Katelyn: "whats man night?"

CamRon: "killed it."

man night by xGoodspeedx. March 13, 2008

man squirrel 

a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o'clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. A happy trail must be present to be classified as a true man squirrel.

Ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, "honey please put your shoes on!".

Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.

man squirrel by Ashley Potts February 18, 2009