Jaren

A walking wikicyclopedia who knows random facts about all and everything. Same jaren that is referred to in the definition of "jaren's mom"

You act like you know it all, you must be a jaren.

by cee-shaw October 15, 2013

Jaked

To try to insult someone but accidentally back yourself into an easy target of opportunity for insult and to do so repeatedly.

He jaked himself over and over again.

by slavefortheman1980 July 16, 2016

Jareb

A wonderful and intelligent guy. He's loyal and funny and knows how to have fun.

I met the coolest guy, whose name was Jareb

by ToriTopaz January 25, 2017

Jred

A League of Legends player of OCE who sucks absolute fucking shit.

You suck shit, you may be even considered a Jred.

by 6xXPussySlayerXx9 September 14, 2017

Ja'red piconé

(adjective) To poses limited talent and and stop at nothing in pursuit of mediocrity.

Thinking you are fit for something you are not is so ja'red piconé its like having a second grade education and thinking you can tackle a career as a nail technician.

by Doty Matrix June 21, 2019

jard

hit someone very hard with a maxed out pickaxe in minecraft

im going to jard you if you don't stop breeding the villagers

by winnielord May 6, 2021

Jaren

The kind of guy that will search his name on Urban Dictionary and decide to write a self aware definition of his own name in an attempt to humor himself that is, as of now, failing.

Person someone named Jaren knows: “Hi Jaren”
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene

by Jaren Johansen September 6, 2021