by Dipressed December 26, 2020
Get the January 22mug. Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D
Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!
Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!
Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!
by The coldest person alive 🥶🥶 August 2, 2021
Get the January 16mug. by karenwonn September 19, 2021
Get the January 27mug. wow 3 january is the best day in the world
january the 3 is the best day in the world omg is used very often
january the 3 is the best day in the world omg is used very often
by Fuck KAM all my homies hate KA January 5, 2018
Get the january the 3mug. National Bang someones arm day
On this day You can bang someone in the arm as much as you want without them complaining
On this day You can bang someone in the arm as much as you want without them complaining
by B00NIE October 7, 2020
Get the January 6thmug. 17 days after the new year. Whoever is born on this day is very sarcastic and humorous person. They also give extremely good advice and if you have a friend born in this date, keep them!
People born in January 17th are Capricorn’s and they are known to be sarcastic but have really big hearts.
by jeon rose December 15, 2020
Get the January 17mug. by its e bitches November 15, 2020
Get the January 14mug.