Jason Smith

The Alpha of all Alphas.
The manliest man you will ever see.
A sexual god.

Ex: My friend Jason Smith is a fucking legend!

by Orbit Intensity September 20, 2018

bo jackson

god.

see also: greatest human ever, living or dead.

bo jackson?

bo knows.

by DoctoRUMS October 29, 2005

Jackson

Jackson is a kid with the big gay.

Hey that kid over there is a Jackson.

by SLamBLamShkahm August 26, 2018

Jason

This handsome young man is the dude you wanna be with. He presents as tough and a big shot, but really he is soft and loving. All the dudes love him; he’s one for the boys, but gets the ladies too. He has many passions, one being pulling girls. Of course Jason does not solely like girls for their appearance, as he appreciates what’s on the inside. Jason is always respectful. He usually wears over sized sweatshirts and grey sweatpants, and smells like Abercrombie. If you meet a Jason, there’s no doubt about it, he is most definitely the one for you.

Do you know Jason? He’s a god
Bruhhh that Jason kid is hott

by Thegr8testputa#1 February 5, 2019

jackson middle school

Go to jackson middle school if you want fake friends! Also if you want to watch weekly fights between kids. If you want to date a hoe go there, or a whore you will find many players and fuck boys/ girls at this school. #jackson is getto as fuck

Go to jackson middle school to find a fuckbuddy, trust me you will find many there.

by robloxboy33125563895 March 7, 2019

Jasson

An artist, as well as a good friend and homie who really likes french fries. He mains low tier characters in Super Smash Bros and has never experienced sexual intercourse in his entire life. A Jasson is a special species of names that begin with J, as their name has to S’s rather than one. They can easily get their hands on an N-Word Pass without any issue whatsoever. If you ever meet a Jasson, tell him show you some hentai and he will gladly pull out his art book and show you some quality shit.

Me: Yo! Jasson! Can you show me some of that hentai you just drew?
Jasson: No problem nigga

by ItsJoBoi March 18, 2019

Stu Jackson

The NBA's Senior Vice President of Player Operations. Known for being a fuckin retard, who thinks committing a hard foul on a big man on a fast break is a worse offense than grabbing another man's nutsack from behind during a game. Name is usually followed by the words "is an idiot".

Wedgie Evans: $10,000 fine

Jerry Stackhouse: 1 game suspension during the NBA Finals

Stu Jackson: idiot

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006