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Car-ja-vu

when two vehicles of the same make and colour pass you one after another. Also if they are parked together.
I just got total Car-ja-vu with those red fiats
by red frog October 11, 2009
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Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss)

An incurable disease obtained by coming in close contact with any man named Jesus. Originating in Mexico, the illness has spread to North America, Europe, Asia, Africa and Antarctica. It has been known to cause:

Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion.

If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately.
While Jenny was in Mexico, she slept with a male prostitute named Jesus and died two months later from the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss) disease.
by plysaxaphone November 25, 2007
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Gay Ja Vu

'Hmm, I remember experiencing this gay sexual activity before, gay ja vu.'
by Yoggobobbo February 25, 2010
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De ja whoomp

The overwhelming need to dance brought on by hearing the 'whoomp whoomp' sound in a drum n' bass song that you previously heard when you were on MDMA.

Similar to a de ja high, but more of a bodyfuck than a headfuck.
*Dancing around a living room alone to Sub Focus*

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Oh dude I just heard Special Place and it gave me such a de ja whoomp."
by CaptainHaddock July 25, 2009
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de ja goo

The act of ejaculating in a women/man for the second time in a row. In or on any part of the body.
"Damn girl that was the second time you made me bust, I had 'de ja goo'!
by sizzled April 8, 2007
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Day-ja-vu

A day full of deja vu moments due to a hangover, lack of sleep, unhealthy habits.
Greg: Man I'm getting the worst deja vu today. Everything I'm doing, I've already done!
John: Glitch in the matrix?
Greg: Yeah dude. Having a hell of a day-ja-vu.
by foil_fresh April 1, 2012
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de ja poo

The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.
Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.

Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.

Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.
by timtank May 22, 2012
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