Pine Island, MN 

A town that not many people know about. Apparently notorious for having a bunch of pot, and being a "hick" town. But it's really not that bad... even with the racism and the drugs. It has a pretty river and a great trail and really nice historic buildings, and is a great place to take Rochester friends out roaming on the weekends. Sure, it has its problems, but any town does. Pine Island's not so bad.

"Where do you live?"

"Pine Island, MN."

"You mean Pot Island? Ahaha_"

*launches into that Chris Crocker thing*

"LEAVE PINE ISLAND ALOOONE!"

Pine Island, MN by you_probably_know_me April 9, 2010

Staten Island

Staten Island is the 5th borough also known as the"forgoten borough",with a population of 491,730, Staten Island is the least populated of the five boroughs.

Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :

Underage Drinking.
Underage Sex.
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
House Partys.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
Poofs.
Extentions.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS

IM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE,& KNOWS WHAT GOES ON,DON'T TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE BECAUSE I'M FULL ITALIAN & DON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SEE ON T.V & ON YOUTUBE IN SPOOFS.

SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".

AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.

WE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SAME,SOME OF US ARE STILL SANE.

2 girls who are from staten island (randomized)

Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair gwoss.com!!!

Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.

Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!

Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.

*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*

Staten Island by akastupid November 29, 2010

University Of Rhode Island 

coolest school ever!! Were going Down the Line, Getting Wicked Cocked, we can go to Bonnet, smoke some Cloves, and just Party it Up like we do EVERYNIGHT!!!

If You Want To Have Fun, Come Here!

University Of Rhode Island by D-Money December 8, 2004

Vashon Island 

A small island off the coast of West Seattle. No one really knows of it's exsistance but the islanders! It will be the corruption of anyone that moves there and turns their children into POTHEADS! YAY!

"Man, I smoked some good weed with the hippies from Vashon Island this weekend.."

"Dayum, Vashon Island sure is a hippie town!"

Vashon Island by Kelseey May 10, 2006

mercer island 

an island in lake washington

go to mercer island for the weekend

mercer island by samw51 December 9, 2007

Staten Island

A dance move that involves one pumping their fist into the air and gyrating their pelvis uncontrollably once the bass has been dropped....

C-Dub: Yo girl, did you see Carly last night?! Once her favorite jam came on, she pulled a "staten island" all over the dance floor!

Staten Island by The Shiznit! June 15, 2009

Mercer Island 

An island located on Lake Washington. There's a high school that other than better funding is like every other high school ever. Someday the MIHS graduates and their rivals will look back on this page and laugh and/or wonder why they ever cared so much about arbitrary rivalries. Just like I'm doing right now.

None of you are going to care about Mercer Island or its high school 4 years from now. Enjoy the ride and don't be douches to each other.

Mercer Island by 007gradclass February 25, 2011