The Dark Goblin

A creature that visits you that places self doubt or bad thoughts in your head.

“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it”

by Real ass dude April 5, 2022

green-dark

1. The color dark green.
2. Something of or pertaining to awesomeness.

1. All of the papers you cut up for a collage project of your face are green-dark
2. I love this song! It's so green-dark!

by Fay Couture February 26, 2009

Dark side

The area between your balls and your asshole. Where your cooch would be.

Oh god why is my dark side so damn sweaty

by Coochiewrangler April 24, 2019

Dark filitis

Seizures and anxiety attack if “shades” aren’t worn at night.

Calm down dawg where da shades I got dark filitis

by Doooood mannn December 27, 2020

Army of Darkness

Literally the best movie ever made

She tried to fuck while watching Army of Darkness so I broke up with her.
Can't distract me.

by WHAT!!!@?!??! November 1, 2022

Dark Cathedral

Dark Cathedral is a powerful organization that weird a special power called Black dust, it can steal other peoples powers and use them while also killing that person. Dark Cathedral are now on earth and are trying to kill off all humans. But 3 heros, Dark Crimson Lord, Phantom Shogun, and Amber Angel are trying to dispose of them. :)

You can also blame every issue you have on them.

Amber: oh shoot Dark Cathedral just made me drop my plate
Crimson: oh no
Shogun: damn they suck

by Jubie-Jub January 29, 2022

Dark Jealous

A term used by the homosexual community to refer to a level of jealousy regarding something, usually followed by feminine hand gestures. Being "dark jealous" is used in context generally preceded by the phrase "color me" and still doesn't make much sense.

*Someone walks in the room with a cookie ice cream sandwich*
"Well color me dark jealous!"

by beloose July 13, 2017