by meat beat mania man August 30, 2020
a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023
by peteywheats March 23, 2021
When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.
Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night
Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
by Abe2608 March 28, 2020
by tellitizaman September 01, 2010
A lifetime hypocrite that created a YouTube channel to humiliate Jeremy Dewitte for doing a better job of LARPing than he could himself.
by TurboSBF June 30, 2023
by 2nd Other Brother November 30, 2022