hooker

A CH-47 Chinook helicopter Crewmember. Known for getting everything under the sun done using the mighty cargo hook and living as good as possible when deployed because the chinnok doubles as a hotel. This special breed of army aviator is more comfortable in sandals and hawaiian shirts than combat boots and a "high and tight" and has a great respect for the mighty wind.

The hookers blew over our mexican space shuttles again, now I can't crap on a seat!

by govnah July 10, 2004

Honky Kong

A white man who is DENCH, most likely been hitting the gym for at least 3 years until his physical appearance is similar to Donkey Kong or a big muthafucka!

Boy: Dayamnnn son, look at that honky kong on the bench press!
Boy 2: Nigguh he is bigggg!

by Makaveli 321 November 22, 2012

hooker

A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.

Shit man, that Caddy's got a six-hooker trunk!

by Buttfuck Dynasty April 5, 2016

whale hook

The opposite of the fish hook and is performed after harpooning a whale. This usually involves the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol and hoping that no one actually saw the whale you brought home that night. When getting head from a fat chick while she's in front of you on all fours, you reach over her back and hook your finger in her ass and pull. This can be both degrading and painful. This is not something to be performed by an amateur as it's a complex maneuver considering how fat the whale is. If timed correctly, it can serve a dual purpose by forcing the whale to swallow your entire load of stoo. Performed properly, your meat is deep down her throat so she is in essence "hooked" at both ends and can't move and must take it all down while gagging. Performing the whale hook may also ensure you'll never have to worry about the whale calling you up one night and asking if you want to go on a date.

Jeff: Holy crap dude, that was one helluva whale you landed last night. Did you end up giving her the whale hook ?

Me: I don't know what you mean, I was serving your sister some stoo last night.

by juskishi August 5, 2007

good to hook

1. Ready to go, or ready to use. Often used after assembling something, or accessorizing something. (typically a vehicle.)

2. Ready to step out or leave.

1.Dude, I just added a new exhaust to my ride. Now all I need is the intake and it's good to hook!

2. "Just lemme grab my shoes and jacket and I'm good to hook!"

by D. Bost December 11, 2006

jersey fish hook

when you're doing a girl from behind and you place your thumb in her ass and your middle finger in her vagina, then you pull back like you hooked a large fish.

similar to the jersey meat hook

the other day i jersey fish hooked this broad and she started pulling away and fighting like a large tuna.

by jay c. May 24, 2006

hook up

an informal agreement for people to get together at a subsequent time

Why don't we each do what we need to do now; we'll hook up later.

by s July 25, 2003