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Ouran High School Host Club

Ouran High School Host club is a manga series written by Bisco Hatori, and was later adapted into an anime in 2006. It Follows Haruhi Fujioka, the only "commoner" in Ouran Academy, a prestigious school for rich kids. After being mistaken for a guy, she must work at the academy's host club to pay off the dept of an expensive vase that she had knocked over. The other host club members, (Tamaki Suoh, Kyoya Ootori, Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin, Takashi Morinozuka, and Mitsukuni Haninozuka) are the only ones that know Haruhi's true identity. They learn about "commoner" culture and experience many new things. They get into wild adventures as they all start to fall for Haruhi and her commoner charm! It is rated TV-14 and is a romantic comedy.
An actual scene from Ouran High School Host club:

Tamaki: It's obvious this anime is a romantic school comedy where me and Haruhi are the main characters (So that means we are love interests)!

Hitachiin twins: So then what are we?

Tamaki, pointing to everyone: That means you boys are the homosexual supporting cast!
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union city high school 

school full of a bunch of annoying ass white girls with herpes. more vapes than students at the shithole. the guys looking for some freshman pussy. a bunch of hickerbillies who live in butt fuck egypt with a mix of wannabe soundcloud rappers. don’t go there.
oh you go to union city high schoolers ? must have some STD then.

Quabbin Regional High School 

A school in Barre, Ma that hosts 5 towns (6 in you include Petersham). Tons of drugs if you know where to look. Really there are 4 types of kids there. The wannabe rednecks, the socially challenged, the wannabe gangsters, and the popular kids who all hate each other but pretend to like each other for whatever reason.

Teachers are chill but you learn nothing. All sports suck except for field hockey which is ironic.
My brain development regressed during the 4 years I spent at Quabbin Regional High School.

Interlake High School 

Ilake is located in the "ghetto" Lake Hills area of Bellevue. School colors are blue and white, a fact long forgotten by the student body, and the mascot is Bernie the Saint Bernard following a complaint that the school mascot (the "Saints") was too religious and separation of church and state yada yada.

Tons of Asians commute from the Newport Hills/Somerset areas for the gifted IB program. Interlake has phenomenal academics. Ridiculous pressure to succeed results in a cutthroat environment mostly amongst the IB kids who are known for staying up until 5AM jacked on Red Bull and Adderall cramming their twelfth hour of homework for their 23095 required IB classes. IHS is one of two schools in the world that allows you to get your IB diploma a year early and consequently spend your senior year taking a combination of college classes, slacker classes (e.g. AP Stats, and Drawing and Painting), and an internship (writing legal opinions for WA state justices...or cooking fries at Five Guys).

Sports suck. Music is decent, but despite the number of great musicians at IHS, most don't do music because they don't have room in their schedule since they take AP Chem as an elective. Robotics, DECA, FPS, math, chess, etc. rock. Incidentally, the same 30 kids seem to comprise all of the above activities.

Getting over the preponderance of socially awkward Asians is always a barrier to entry, but if you enjoy learning, come to Interlake and we can guarantee you will not by junior year.
Jess: "We should plan our team sleepover."
Kate: "Well, we can't do Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays, because I have school from 3AM to midnight. I can't do weekends either because I'm doing homework for Monday."
Jess: "Oh right, you go to Interlake High School."

"Interlake is so bad at football, they painted their track the color of their rival school. Good thing they whoop Sammamish's ass in every academic aspect ever..."
Interlake High School by IB Dead September 15, 2012

junior high school

Prison, but with puberty.
Junior high school is the watered down equivilent to Juvi.

Starpoint High School

A school located in the middle of no where often times referred to as "star farm". This school is slowly going down the drain after a food fight in 2009 that injured a police dog and left the faculty puzzled. Nothing fun is ever really planned and everything that is attempted to be, fails, despite the acts of an English teacher who runs around and dances. The backbone of the school is a 7 foot tall man who asks for passes and not much else, and his son who was got in trouble for watching child pornography also was employed in the district. But don't worry, the football team also has a horrible record as well as many of the other sports, but that does not keep Starpoint High School from giving it their all. Don't ever expect a snow day from the superintendent because although the school is located in one of the snowiest areas, that's not important! Who cares about safety when the school can get paid more money and invest it in over-sized rocks to make the parking lot look "nice"? That is of course the most important thing. If you are planning on attending Starpoint High School make sure that the assistant principal does not see you with anything less then fingertip lengthed shorts on, you will be sent home or forced to sit in a room with a man who never smiles, such punishment, we know. It's all just another happy time at Starpoint High School.
Hey didnt you guys beat Starpoint High School at the basketball game lastnight?

Joseph Case Junior High School 

Joseph case junior high school is very unpleasant. If you attend this middle school you will fall into immediate depression I would like to inform everyone that bullying is 'not tolerated here'. Are vice principal may be the biggest bully you will ever meet. He looks like a thumb and says kiddo a lot. I feel extremely unrestful when he walks by me whistling the smurf song. The cops will whip you to the ground for anything.
Joseph case junior high school is the worst place you will ever go to if you go to any other school you are truly blessed.