Goose Money

When you have a super fat stack of fucking cash and don't know what to do with it

Holy shit! Did you see kyle won the mega millions? Hes got that goose money just chillin off shores now.

by Goose--Man April 27, 2022

Fail Goose

A Fail Goose is someone who does something so massively lame that they have simply failed at life. They are in turn called a fail goose.

Also, the collective term for a group of people failing together is a flock of fail geese.

This term is becoming popular and is sometimes seen tagged through twitter as #failgoose.

Jean: You spelled together wrong, its spelt T-O-G-E-T-H-R
Bob: OMG, ur such a fail goose.

by djkizza September 19, 2009

Goose and Gaggle

When a person is on their knees with their partner standing with his dick exposed. The receiver sucks the dick in a snapping motion and then the other shoves his dick down their throat and screams "Gaggle".

"Last night i goose and gaggled the shit out of that girl."
"Good on you tim, good on you"

by hunteraftw July 24, 2012

Goose Fits

Retarded spacker attacks that happen to certain epileptic geese when playing guitar solos. These fits include spinning on the floor, running in circles and excessive use of the powerslide. They happen mostly to Goosetard while playing the genius 10 12 solo.

Why is that strange goose running in circles?

Thats not a goose, it's Goosetard. Half goose, half retard, he's having one of those Goose Fits. Don't you think that solo looks hard?

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009

rubber goose

When a male has a condom on and his dick is soft.

Girl: "Are you ready babe?"
Boy: "Hold on, I have a rubber goose..again"

by xfg/dugas98 July 15, 2014

Dribblin Goose

To urinate in a woman ass while having sex with her. Also Dribbling Goose.

I was nailing this girl from behind and pissed in her, when I pulled out my piss was draining out of her ass and the noises were that of a dribblin goose!

by Eric Ham January 17, 2008

choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008