deep fried

Yet another term to described how high you're feeling.

Stoner 1: Dude, I'm so baked... so baked I'm cooked
Stoner 2: I'm hella stoned!
Stoner 3: I'm beyond cooked man! I'm Deep Fried

by benormous April 28, 2006

Free Five

When in a relationship, both partners agree on five people (generally celebrities) that one would allow the other to mess around with if they were given the chance. Celebrities are the norm because the chances of actually meeting a celebrity and subsequently getting the chance to have sex with them is highly unlikely.

"Last night I met Justin Timberlake at a club and we fucked back at his hotel."
"Isn't your boyfriend going to flip out?"
"No way, it's cool. Justin's on my Free Five!"

by http://www.community.livejournal.com/ontd_spicegirls May 6, 2008

High Five in the Face

Noun and verb describing a solid smack by the palm to someone's nose, eye, cheeks, and lips area, but can rarely include ears if done by a professional or Yao Ming. This phrase is typically used in a threat that is never executed. Reserved for talkers, not walkers.

Boss: "No complaints about coming in to work on Saturday morning, alright people?"
Kiss-Ass: "Oh, never! Let's do brunch."
Boss: "Raise your hand in favor."
Johnson: "I'll give you a hand...a high five in the face."
Boss: "What's that?"
Johnson: "McMuffins?"

by Seventothanine April 15, 2010

Five fingers of stink

The act of cupping ones hand over ones own bare buttocks when farting. To complete the act you rapidly raise your cupped hand to your nose and take a deep breath to sample your odor from your hand.

My farts were deadly, yet I could not help myself from performing the five fingers of stink.

by Moldred August 23, 2010

Five way friday

Having sex with five people, on a friday

"Damn, I can't wait for five way friday"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Five Guys One Milkshake

Five guys one milkshake is the fine art of 5 men ejaculatong multiple times in a large glass. After multiple sessions of these men ejaculating in the glass they make a girl drink it. This method of insane erotica is commonly seen in
Pornography
Rihanna music videos

Keeping up with the Kardashians

Ellen

And is mostly used when a group of small white ninth graders try and make fun of you're typical blonde girl stereotype

"Yo dude we got that one girl to take part in a Five Guys One Milkshake orgy"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 12, 2016

Five C’s

Color, Cut, Clarity, Carat, and the Cunt you buy it for.

Your girl’s gonna love that ring. You got all Five c’s bro! Especially the last one.

by Discoinsterno January 2, 2019