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fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom
by Mr Fap December 3, 2013
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fap ceo

FAP CEO is a hentai based idle game on a hentai game site called nutaku.com. Pretty fuckin fun if i do say so myself
nice just made $10,000,000 on Fap ceo lets gooo.
by Aden McWilliams June 11, 2021
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Fap Gap

A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.
How long has your fap gap been going on?”

“Oh about two years now...”
by Ilovemybookshelves September 20, 2019
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FAP

Fuck All Paramilitaries

Popular term in Northern Ireland
FAP UTH
by Hajdiciwkekfofkwkec September 10, 2018
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Horror Fap

Fapping after or while watching a horror movie.
Me: Bro are you seriously fapping right now?
Friend: Nah man, I'm only horror fapping
by Maurex January 3, 2019
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Fap-bussey

Verb to masturbate specificly with melted butter. Let's talk about buttered sausage what it is.
Alternatively to find your significant other has slept with someone who looks or acts like Gary bussey.

Also to wake up after a night out next to what looks like Gary Bussey
Don't eat at his house he masturbates with butter he's into fap-bussey.

I can't belive my girl she fapbusseied me. She slept with that creep at the bar

I woke up next to that creep from the bar I've been fap-bussied.

She always takes home creepy guys from the bar. She's living that fap-bussey life.
by Wordsmith1984 June 23, 2025
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