space fapping

self pleasure in a airplane bathroom and leaving it on the toilet and the walls

I walked into the bathroom to see this guy space fapping all over the walls!

by freakiest f3lla December 04, 2024

Sap Fap

A Sap Fap is where you jerk off with maple syrup. Tears can also help but its down to preference.

Why are you buying 2 liters of maple syrup?
Im going to sap fap later.

by CertiMike November 18, 2021

Four Faps

The Beatles were also called The Fab Four. This is a humorous play on that.

Yesterday I was listening to "Let It Be," by the Four Faps.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 09, 2019

beauty fap

When you are feeling ugly and you fap to make yourself feel better.

Im single and ugly, I think I'm gonna go have a nice beauty fap.

Nothing feels better than a nice beauty fap.

by GreenTeaBoba September 19, 2017

Investment fap

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)

"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."

by Matayugumi December 08, 2019

fap december

you have to masturbate every day until you die :) but each day one more fap time

My son died during fap december.

by mas2000turbator November 19, 2017

hunger faps

When you are hungry and horny at the same time.

Man I got the hunger faps right now.

by OCP360 July 27, 2018